Week 51:1
One of my greatest fears is public nudity. My friends have been saying when are you going to do a naked challenge - I kept saying it had to be spontaneous and random. You can't plan nudity - It just happens. For a man who only gets naked on very special occasions - this wasn't one of them.
Well it was definitely spontaneous and random. Someone suggested it and a bit of moral support later I was off on my "Naked run of Terror". It was all over in a flash. The challenge I had been fearing the most, my arch-nemesis, was over and no one seemed to notice or care. The thirty or so witnesses just went on with there daily grind and didn't even blink an eyelid - maybe they were blinded by the "White lightening" of my body as I run passed. The adrenaline rush I was expecting from doing my run of terror didn't last. My apologies to all concerned.
Comfort: or should I say discomfort. There was a mighty southerly blowing in Christchurch that day and my manhood was definitely feeling the cold.
3 comments:
What, no pictures?
Ok if you insist. I will put the image from the paper on the site:)
Ok I've changed my mind! Surely Yahoo have some kind of censorship over things like this?
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